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why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

steampoweredcupcake: bitch-mcfat: agentjasmine: hpismyspiritanimal: cannedmuffins: The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one. I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS It’s like they were made for each other. i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine. “Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.” TUMBLR STOP.  NEVER STOP I SHIP IT I don’t normally reblog this shit but that picture in the comments is just so freaking adorable oh look my otp is back
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steampoweredcupcake: bitch-mcfat: agentjasmine: hpismyspiritanimal: cannedmuffins: The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one. I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS It’s like they were made for each other. i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine. “Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.” TUMBLR STOP.  NEVER STOP I SHIP IT I don’t normally reblog this shit but that picture in the comments is just so freaking adorable oh look my otp is back
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steampoweredcupcake:

bitch-mcfat:

agentjasmine:

hpismyspiritanimal:

cannedmuffins:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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TUMBLR STOP. 

NEVER STOP

I SHIP IT

I don’t normally reblog this shit but that picture in the comments is just so freaking adorable

oh look my otp is back

the-arcane-lombax: forever-pretty-awkward: jackfrostswhore: so-relatable: 1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony. He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop. 2. Veruca Salt is greed. She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more. 3. Violet Beauregarde is pride. She’s always boasting. 4. Mike Teavee is sloth. He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV 5. Grandpa Joe is envy. He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket). 6. Charlie is lust. Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire. 7. … and Wonka is wrath. He punishes everyone for their flaws. my life is over now My mind is blown And there goes my sanity
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the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

(Source: youjustrealized)

I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.

Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.

this smooth ass motherfucker

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